I know!!!! You have heard this before!!!!
Could be a newspaper......
(of course!)or an embarressed zebra...
(silly!)or my mini quilt....
which I am going to giveaway!!!
So leave me a comment
(and if you have a good riddle, you can leave that too!)
and I will announce the new owner of this log cabin lovely on March 20th, the official first day of spring!!!!!
oh my goodness...it's beautiful! love the cherries and the wonky goodness. a riddle? my brain is empty...can't think of anything fun or clever!
ReplyDeleteOh, your quilt is beautiful!
ReplyDeleteWhat walks on four legs, then two legs, then three legs?
A person (crawling, walking, walking with a cane)
Oh I can hardly wait ... it just has to be me!
ReplyDeleteMy riddle for the day... You are in a house. All 4 sides of the house have a southern exposure. A bear walks by. What color is the bear?
It's White. If all 4 sides of your house have a southern exposure, you're at the north pole!
Must be a polar bear!
Love the quilt! The colors of my kitchen that we are redoing. WE went from blue to red! Love it!
ReplyDeleteSorry, no riddle..i'm coming up blank.
Have a super day!
What a cute little quilt and I've never made one in those colors, either! Okay....a riddle....
ReplyDeleteWhat question can a person ask all day long, getting a different answer each time, yet all the answers are correct?
Answer: What time is it?
Pick me! I'm a newspaper writer and I made my own b/w/red quilt. Here's a northern hemisphere joke on a frosty Manitoba winter day: Where does a polar bear keep her money? In a snow bank!
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ReplyDeleteLove the wonkiness and the backing is fab.
ReplyDeleteI gave up riddles when I retired from teaching primary school. The kids have lots of old riddles and you have to pretend you don't know the answer. Lol.
That quilting is just great! Time to cross my fingers...
ReplyDeletemy head is too full of how beautiful that quilt is to think up a riddle. No...I can't think of one - all I have is how much I want that quilt!!!
ReplyDeleteI work at a newspaper, does that count?
ReplyDeleteThis was the first riddle DS1 learned and he would tell it over, and over, and over...
What do you call two bananas?
A pair of slippers!
Your little quilt is great Lisa! I love it! and the cherries on the back! pick me! I was trying to google some quilting jokes for you. They are lame! Trust me I have saved you!
ReplyDeleteI ♥ your red, white and black quilt, especially the cherry fabric! Red is one of my absolute favourite colours and fits into just about every room in my house!
ReplyDeleteBeautiful.
Here's my favourite joke (told to me by a student)
Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken SEDAN. hahahaha.
(the student was in grade 12; I think it was the only clean joke he knew)
I want that quilt!
ReplyDeleteWhat did the angry tomatoe mother say to her little tomatoe when she smacked him for lingering behind during their walk?
"KETCHUP!"
Love the little quilt! I'd love to win it, but I'd also love to make one some day... Here's the first riddle that popped into my head, proving that I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy....
ReplyDeleteWhat's a four-letter word for intercourse that ends with the letter K?
"Talk"!
I wish I were clever, but I'm not. No good riddles here.
ReplyDeleteI do absolutely love the quilt and would love the chane to win it.
Sue Cahill (sbonetsue at yahoo dot com)
Sorry Lisa....too early for a riddle from me this morning...and I haven't even had my cuppa this morning so there is no chance of anything remotely clever until after that!...but I would like to win that little quilt...what a beauty....!
ReplyDeleteI just love it.
ReplyDeleteHope I win!!
Andi :-)
That quilt is awesome-great job!
ReplyDeleteBlack, red and white are my FAV colors. Love the quilt...
ReplyDeleteI have had my 13 month old granddaughter for the last 6 days and my mind is mush at this point.... sorry no riddle...
oooh! me! me! me!
ReplyDeletewhy did piglet look in the toilet?
he was looking for pooh.
sorry. tee hee.
Whaaaat?!! That is too good to give away! (see how selfish I am?). I love the way you have quilted it. Cherrie
ReplyDeleteWhat do you give a frog with a bad leg? - an 'hoperation'
Such a beautiful little quilt - pick me, I'll treasure it always!
ReplyDeleteCute post Lisa, and a beautiful red mini quilt. I do love red, and my birthday is the 21st. So it would make the perfect birthday present for a red-loving girl like myself!
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely gorgeous! This is really a wonderful giveaway. Here are my cheasiest two riddles:
ReplyDeleteWhat state has the most wood?
OAKlahoma
What state has the most Pirates?
ARRRRRkansas
It's beautiful! Someone is going to be very lucky!
ReplyDeleteQ - Where do you find a legless tortoise?
ReplyDeleteA - Where you left him!
Sad I know but I laughed when I was emailed this joke earlier in the week!!! I would LOVE to win!
I love your quilt. I don't have a riddle, but a cruel 10 year old boy's answer to your riddle - a nun with a nosebleed. My great aunt was a nun and when I was 10 a friend of mine delighted in telling me that version of the riddle.
ReplyDeleteI am waaaaay too tired to think of a riddle right now, but not too tired to tell you that I NEED that quilt!!! Do you have any freakin' idea how perfect it would be in my living room with my red couch??? Hmmmm???? Perfect I say.....Perfect!!!
ReplyDeleteBTW I keep meaning to say how cool I think the white log cabins you're doing are. I'm excited to see how it looks when finished!!
Love the sweet cherry fabric and the lovely quilting!! Sorry but no riddle comes to mind - my kids are at school or I would ask them !!
ReplyDeleteOh, so pretty!
ReplyDeleteAs I'm a grammar-nerd, I like this one:
A Panda Bear walked into a resturant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the resturant. After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter. He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
Panda: Eats, shoots and leaves.
Hi Lisa...I think it's my turn to own one of your wonderful works of art!
ReplyDeleteSorry, no riddle this morning. Hope that doesn't lessen my chances!
Please add my name to the giveaway.
ReplyDeleteWhat did the jack say to the car?
Can I give you a lift?
Yes, I'll be the winner, please! :)
ReplyDeleteThat mini looks great, Lisa.
Um, I know 1 riddle but it's really not appropriate to post publicly (it may offend some readers).
The weather is supposed to be great here in CNY. Hope you get a chance to enjoy it!
Sara
I've lurked on your blog long enough!!! It's time to come out and say "pick me, pick me!" I love all your work but that sweet mini-quilt with the cherries on the back is just singing to me!!!
ReplyDeleteHi Lisa! I love your mini quilt-the cherries are fantabulous! I would give you a riddle, but after working with my 4 year old darlings all week, my brain is fried with preschool silliness. Have a good weekend.
ReplyDeleteI love that little quilt! The stitching is so fun and random, and the fabrics are wonderful.
ReplyDeleteI am afraid I do not know any clean riddles offhand. The ones I do know would change the family friendly rating of your blog :)
heidig@gmail.com
I love the mini quilt! True work of art! I'm just starting out with quilting! Thanks for giving everyone a chance to win it! I'd leave a riddle, but I still have quilts dancing in my head from yesterday's quilt show!
ReplyDeleteI love that mini quilt - it is so cool. I would say it's wonky good! I love that word too. :)
ReplyDeleteOk and for my riddle...
You can hold it without using your hands or arms. What is it?
The answer - your breath
Thanks for the chance to enter!
The quilt is lovely! And congrats on making the final cut on the book! Great job. And 4:00 a.m. My goodness, No.
ReplyDeleteplease throw my name in the hat for winning this adorable little quilt-it is too sweet!
ReplyDeleteyour quilt is just the "cherriest"!
ReplyDeleteI love red. I love red clothes, I love red quilts, I love red cars, etc. This quilt would be well loved in my house.
ReplyDeleteWhat a cute quilt. I love red! Pick me, pick me, ggg Thanks for entering me in your drawing.
ReplyDeleteHey Lisa,
ReplyDeleteWish you could have stayed longer with us last night... looking at your sweet little applique, i'm ALMOST wishing I had stayed with the project. Love the red and white quiltie... count me in!
yay! good luck to me!!
oh pick me pick me lol. I am a red girlie from way back. Love visiting your blog, and seeing your snow pictures makes me wish it snowed at my house.
ReplyDeleteThese riddles are too cute. It was worth it to come here just for that! ps. The quilt is adorable!
ReplyDeleteThese riddles are too cute. It was worth it to come here just for that! ps. The quilt is adorable!
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed reading your story in Quilting Gallery. Thank you for your fundraising efforts for such a great cause.
ReplyDeleteYour mini is adorable.
I was the guest blogger before you.
ReplyDeleteWhat a great quilt. You are using my fav. riddle. I made my own black & white & red (read) allover quilt-it's a crossword puzzle quilt that even has a red netting overlay to continue the pun. It's on my blog. I'd love to win your cheery log cabin. And thank you for all your charitable quilting.
Hmmm... how about my husband's favourite riddle - 'what is brown and sticky?'
ReplyDeleteA stick!!!!!! After 11 millionty 12 times of saying this it still makes him laugh!
oh I love it! I am a fan of log cabin & love it in the red & white!
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